Jill and her beloved, Michael, were here a couple of weeks ago. They will be seniors in college soon, and last I knew, Michael was still a bit unsure as to what he'd do after he gets his degree. So I asked him.
Me: "Michael, what are you doing after graduation?"
Michael: "Following Jill."
Me: "Michael, you're setting a dangerous precedent, giving her that much power over you." ::laughs::
Jill (who just wandered into the kitchen where we were talking) "Yeah, and it's freakin' AWESOME."