Saturday, September 28, 2013

Say WHAT?

I swear, these menfolk have conspired to make me crazy.  We all know about Sethanese, and the twists and turns it takes.  Well, the boy is safely esconced at Butler, having a fine time -- and some Viking funerals, I'm told.  I thought Sethanese was something of the past, but noooooooooooooo.  Jim has taken it over.

Entered into evidence, tonight's discussion.  To set the scene, we were watching Terminator: Salvation.

Him:  "Who is that guy?"
Me: "Who?"
Him:  "That guy.  I don't think that's Christian Bale, is it?"  (guy was covered in muck)
Me:  "No, I think that is Sam what's his name, from Avatar."
Him:  "Who?"
Me: "Him."
Him: "THAT guy?" (different guy was now on the screen)
Me: "No, that's Christian Bale.  THAT guy."  (pointing to the original guy)
Him:  How do you know that's Christian Bale?"
Me:  "Because it IS."
Him:  "What's that guy's name?"  (pointing to the same guy)
Me:  "CHRISTIAN BALE."
Him:  "But I thought you said it was the guy from Avatar."
Me:  "Oh, never mind."

They are conspiring to make me crazy.  And truly guys, it's not that much of a stretch, on a good day.  Seriously.