19 years we lived in the other house, and we never once had a Mormon or a Jehovah's Witness knock on the door. I used to joke with my boss, because she was a JW. She would leave on Thursdays and say "I'm off to Bible study, so I can learn to knock on your door." I would always point out that no JW had ever once knocked on our door. She would smile and then ask for my address and say she was sending them my way. They never came.
So how is it that after mere seven months here and they found me? Well, not JW, but Mormon, but same difference when you already have the Jesus you want in your life. I need to buy one of these,
but in the meantime, I'm going with the theory that they will go away after the election. And Seth has been given instructions that should those "creepy guys" show up again, he can dismiss them with something along the lines of "Don't bother. We're voting Obama."