"This is not a prank call." Let me tell you: when the call starts like that, you know it's gonna be a sex call. And when you start with a sex call at 3pm, it usually means that the whole shift is gonna go like that.
So, said person informs me that he and his wife had had a wonderful time the night before. "Got a little rough," says he. Yep, I get paid to listen to this. And then he informs me that "now it's bent, and it won't go down." Okey dokey. "Not bent like an L, but it's bent. And my friend said I probably broke it. But you can't break it, can you, cause it's all just cartilage down there, right?"
Um, WRONG. Not even cartilage honey, just good blood flow, God willing.
"Ma'am it's not from Viagra or anything, cause I don't need that stuff." Thanks for sharing, dude. So I inform him, ya gotta get to the ER, cause that can cause permanent damage. "Ma'am, I'll do that for sure, cause I don't need permanent damage. I'm only 25, and I'm gonna get jiggy with it till I'm 50."
Thanks, dude. You give me no hope for the future, if you only get jiggy till you're 50. I'm still thinkin' about that one.